| "I lost my daughter, the one thing I love. So I sought out for vengeance. When Aref knocked Jonathan off the roof, I thought I’d won. Jonathan was supposed to be dead and Cindy was heartbroken! Wahaha! Only he lived. Sigh. Anyway, not only did you guys steal my daughter, but in your attempt to kill Berg, you killed my unborn son! So, yeah, I hate you guys with a passion. That’s it.” |
| — Rach to Amy in Bug Hipz Smol Whipz, page 112 |
Personality[]
Rachel Parcell is violent and manipulative, as seen by her many attempts to kill members of The Clan. She is shown to be smarter than her Berg Brother counterparts, and seems to be the 'brains' of the group. She is very short-tempered and aggressive, and often acts as a co-leader with Berg. She does seem to have some capacity of love, as shown by her need to get Isla Rose back.
History[]
Lick of Love Arc[]
Lick of Love[]
Rach is first mentioned, along with her husband Drew, by Berg when he states that they are his enemies and stole his ants. Cindy then looks her up and states that she lives in Utah.
When Drew catches Amy and Aref, he states that Rach will want to see them. Rach is first seen trying to get past Drew, complaining that she has to put their son, Jackson, to bed. She tries to duck under his arms but he catches and throws her against the wall, and she tells him if he caught another cockroach he needs to kill it. When Jonathan screams, it surprises her and causes her to fall. She begins to sing a song for her daughter while crying and wondering why she married Drew.
Dick of Danger[]
Rach is revealed to be at the museum in disguise when The Clan goes for a field trip. She takes off a pink wig and glares at Jonathan and Cindy from afar, whispering that she wants her daughter back. She then kidnaps the pair and leaves a note for Amy and Aref to come find her.
When Amy is looking for Cindy and Jonathan, she looks up to see Rach standing on top of the jellyfish exhibit. She then jumps inside and grabs the pair and taunts Amy, before running away with them.
After Rach's clues lead Amy and Aref to the Sluts Huts restaurant, she leaves a note for them explaining they will be given clues throughout their meal.
During Cindy and Jonathan's capture, they are forced to wear shirts with Rach's face on them. She then walks into the room they're in. She explains that they have to pay for kidnapping her daughter, before trying to force Amy and Aref to fart in their mouthes. The group refuses, so Rach decides to let Drew torture them.
As Cindy goes to fight Rach, she runs away crying, though her heels slow her down. Just as Cindy reaches her, Rach shrieks Drew's name, which summons him. Before Cindy can run or cry for help, Rach wraps her hands around her throat and explains that Cindy must stay as Drew's slave. She suddenly crumples to the floor, where it is revealed Amy stabbed her. She weakly calls Drew's name before presumably dying.
When Aref is revealed to be a traitor, he and Berg run away to a van that is being driven by Rach, who hadn't actually died.
Much later, when Cindy and Jonathan are once again captured, Rach enters the room along with Drew, Jurg, and Merg. As Rach makes eye-contact with Cindy, she angrily states that they still have her daughter. Before she can reach for Jonathan to hurt him, Drew interrupts her and Berg to state that Amy, Jacob, and Kyle are coming. Berg leaves, placing Rach in charge of torturing the pair. Rach sneers that she certainly will.
Amy soon finds Rach torturing the pair by pole dancing naked in front of them, and sharting. Rach angrily tells Amy to make them give her daughter back, before suddenly grabbing the pair and running away. She taunts for Amy to try and catch her. Rach then leads the chase to the roof, where the Berg Brothers are waiting.
Le Secret de Cindy Arc[]
Le Secret de Cindy[]
Rach is first seen in the crowd at the One Direction concert. Hanne points her out, but when The Clan looks out, she is gone. Hanne then uses the security cameras to find her. Although unseen, she manages to capture Anne.
Some time later, she also captures Amy, disappearing underground with her.
After Amy returns, she explains how Rach tried to cook her into a turkey, but threw her out because she was racist.
At the end, when The Clan believes they have won, Rach appears out of a pothole, plotting their deaths.
Staying in Steady[]
Rach first appears with Marie. Jacob tries to attack her, but Marie sacrifices herself for Rach. She then reveals that she is pregnant with her third child, and explains that Drew had captured Cindy and Eric. She also tells them that she is the Berg Brother's manager, and plans everything for them. Before anyone can do anything, she suddenly jumps out of the moving train.
Jacob states that Rach is weak, and Hanne agrees, pointing out that she has scrawny legs and looks like she has never eaten.
While Cindy and Eric are captured, Rach enters the room and tells them that Russel has been killed. After laughing, she leaves and slams the door shut.
Cindy later tells Amy that she should fight Rach, but Amy refuses, saying she can't fight anyone.
Although not seen, it is mentioned that Rach fights in the battle.
Find Me or Blind Me[]
Rach is not seen, but it is mentioned that her unborn child died during the battle.
A Cult of Loger Arc[]
One Last Lonely Girl[]
Rach first seen in Berg's van, holding Milky in her arms, where she yells at Cindy that since she stole her daughter, she was going to kill Cindy's son. When Cindy lunges for her, Rach puts a gun to Milky's head and pulls the trigger. She then demands for Isla Rose back, but Berg interrupts her and orders her to shut the van doors or else he will rape Drew. Rach is unbothered by this, and suggests that he does so. Berg orders her to shut the doors again, but Rach is distracted by the Taylor drone scooping Milky's body up in its arms. When Jonathan tries to jump to the drone, Rach grabs his ankle and causes the pair to fall into a nearby pool. She hurriedly climbs over a fence and runs away.
When Jacob and Amy's van rescues Jonathan, he tells them Rach is on the roof of the car. Jacob abruptly stops the car, which causes Rach to roll down the windshield onto the road. She is promptly run over with the car, and for good measure Jacob gets out and shoots her with a gun.
Soft Backlash[]
Although she does not appear, it is revealed that Cindy's nemesis, Megan, is Rach's younger sister.
Bug Hipz Smol Whipz Arc[]
Bug Hipz Smol Whipz[]
Rach is first mentioned by Taylor when he says she went to the Dark Forest when she died.
When the Dark Forest members appear, Rach is seen among them. She is the first to step forward, and asks if anyone will hear her speak. Amy volunteers, and Rach brings her to a secluded clearing where they won't be overheard. Rach reassures Amy she can't hurt her, no matter how much she wants to. It is mentioned that for the first time, Rach seems sad. She explains that she married Drew for his money, who introduced her to Berg, which is when she knew she made a mistake. She says that shortly after, Isla Rose was born, and she finally felt happy. Rach grows angry when she recounts how Cindy and Jonathan took Isla Rose, but concedes that Drew did try to rape them. She explains that from then on she wanted vengeance, and that when Jonathan fell off the roof and 'died' she thought she'd won. Remembering back to the battle in Staying In Steady, Rach blames The Clan for the death of her unborn child, and states that all of that is why she hates them. When Amy shows no sympathy and requests to revive Jacob, Rach sighs and rolls her eyes but accepts, snapping her fingers to revive him. Without another word, she gets up and leaves.
My Kink is Auschwitz[]
When The Clan are on their way to Camp GUA, Rach shoots and kills Vanessa, Cindy's sister, signalling the start of the Great Battle.
When the Berg Brothers are killed, Rach stumbles over in shock. She screeches and asks who killed them, shaking with rage. When Amy confesses, Rach says she's going to wish she never did. She grabs Grid's sword from beside his body and storms toward Amy, who falls back. Just as Rach lifts the sword to kill Amy, Jonathan jumps in front to save her, sacrificing himself. Rach lets out a frustrated screech and is thrown to the ground by Amy, which causes her to hit her head on a rock, killing her.
In the epilogue, it is stated that Jonathan adopted Rach's forgotten son Jackson.
Trivia[]
- Although not mentioned, Rach is of Swedish descent.
- She is one of the most complicated characters.
- Her motives for doing evil could be considered reasonable.