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"I had a teacher that masturbated in front of us thousands times, a principal who wouldn't consider firing that teacher until we got his masturbation ants, and even then he didn't fire him, he just sent him to a training camp. And on that trip for the ants the principal’s brother hid Jonathan in a saxophone and pretended to be him. Then, we went to Sweden and Amy and I got humped. Jacob is dead or maybe being fucked by Kyle, I don't really know. We also watched one of our friends get turned into a drone. I don't know Miss, that sounds pretty awful to me."
— Cindy to Ms. Bruce in Penises for the Powerful, page 263

Personality Edit

Cindy is shown to be aggressive and hot-headed, though also kind and caring. She is typically vain and thinks very highly of herself. She is also cunning and ambitious, shown by her efforts to become the next Head Counsellor. Despite this, she means no harm to others, and is on the 'good' team, siding with The Clan. She is shown as very motherly, when she is seen worrying about the wellbeing of her children, John, and The Clan. She also has a strong sense of right and wrong, despite not always sticking to it.

History Edit

Camp GUA Arc Edit

Camp GUA Edit

Cindy is a Camp GUA counsellor, first mentioned by Amy when the counsellors are being assigned their Nightwatch partners. She shows displeasure that Benton has forgotten to assign her a Nightwatch group, at which Benton waves her away. She then grumbles to Anne and walks away, the two being mentioned as inseparable.

She is briefly mentioned to be distracting the campers with campfire songs, along with Anne, when Camp SHHS are on their way.

Cindy is later seen by Hanne, armed with a Nerf N-Strike Elite, ready to fire at any Camp SHHS counsellors.

Benton, overheard by Amy, assigns her and Anne to guard the dock.

Soon, when Amy, Hanne, Jacqueline, and Hali are searching for the missing Camp SHHS spy, they come across Cindy and Eric kissing in the woods, revealing him to be the missing SHHS spy. Eric quickly runs away, leaving Cindy to answer to Amy and Hanne. Amy thinks in disbelief how Cindy had broken up with Eric long before the camp season started. She lashes out angrily, accusing Cindy of lying. Cindy responds emotionally, curling up and letting out sobs as she states that, yes, they did break up, but she had simply overheard him saying he still loved her. Hanne then explains that nobody would find out if she promised not to see him again. Cindy shakily agrees, though seems quickly recovered from her breakdown, stating that she simply likes to break the rules. She then sashays away, leaving Amy and Hanne confused.

When Hanne and Amy return to report their findings to Benton, Cindy is seen there too. When Benton asks if they found anything, Cindy is the one to tell him of Eric.

Later, when the counsellors are all setting out to attack Camp SHHS, Benton states that the Nightwatch counsellors must remain at camp. Anne, Bob, and Oscar, who are all on Nightwatch, let out groans. Cindy, on the other hand, is mentioned to look hopeful, and Hanne guesses that she is grateful not to have to attack Eric's camp.

Cindy is briefly mentioned by Hanne when she voices her confusion to Eric being gay, stating he had kissed Cindy earlier that afternoon.

Cindy has her own chapter, where she explains her true intentions when Hanne and Amy had caught her kissing Eric. She states that it was true, she had broken up with Eric long before camp started, but that it was only part of the story. She says how she was a spy for Camp SHHS, and had been giving Eric a paper with Camp GUA when she heard Amy and Hanne approaching. She says she quickly came up with the plan to kiss Eric, and transfer the paper from her mouth to his, then let him escape. She explains how she had always dreamt of taking Benton's place as Head Counsellor when he retires, but that she expected Amy to be his replacement. She says that, in turn for spying for Camp SHHS, she was promised the position of their next Head Counsellor. When she finishes her explanation, she admits that she was wrong, and her loyalty belonged to Camp GUA.

Shortly after, Amy is surprised by Cindy, thinking her to be Jacob. Cindy whispers that she wants to speak with Amy, and brings her to her cabin. The cabin is found to be empty, and Cindy tells Amy that Anne took the campers to make bracelets. After a moment of silence, she admits she has a confession, and tells Amy of her cahoots with Camp SHHS. Initially, Amy reacts aggressively, but Cindy explains her reasoning to spy, and convinces Amy she is on her side. Finishing her tirade, Cindy quickly adds that she now hates Eric, and Amy agrees. When Amy starts to cry, Cindy tries to comfort her, stating that she is now loyal, and there's no reason to be sad. Amy explains that it's not her, it's Jacob. Cindy admits her suspicions, believing Jacob's 'I love Amy' act to be too phony. Amy is shocked to hear Jacob loves her, and leaps to her feet to go speak with him. Cindy protests, asking Amy if she doesn't want to hear about her own crush. Amy leaves, stopping Cindy before she can say who it is. There is much fan speculation that the crush is in fact Jonathan.

When Hanne is captured by Camp SHHS, she is mentioned as 'that blonde bitch' by Eric, when Hanne asks who the Camp SHHS spy is. Hanne thinks in horror that she is a traitor. As Aref and Nick are leaving, Nick is heard asking Aref if Cindy is seeing anyone, to which Aref responds that he doesn't know.

She is seen by Hanne when Benton orders her and Amy to guard Nick and Aref, Camp GUA's two new prisoners. Hanne silently voices her disapproval that Cindy should be watching the prisoners, seeing as she is still a traitor in Hanne's eyes.

When she and Amy are guarding Aref and Nick, she whispers that she finds Nick hot. When Nick asks if she was the girl who was with Eric, she rolls her eyes and angrily replies that she never made out with him. Nick stumbles back, but admits that Eric was right, and she is 'hot tho'. When Aref asks when they can go home, Cindy says she doesn't know, and that they're all locked in the cabin. She is seen pressing herself against the wall in fear when Nick begins to undress. Later, she unties Nick from his chair, and the two escape out the window, leaving Amy and Aref to go find them. The two follow Cindy and Nick's trail to an old camp treehouse, where music and lights bursts from the windows. Amy climbs the ladder to find the two sitting at a table, eating watermelon in silence. Cindy welcomes her and Aref, inviting them to take a seat. Amy declines, urging them to join her and Aref as they go to spy on Camp SHHS. Cindy leads the way to the lake, where Nick protests their strategy, stating that they may as well walk into the camp asking to be captured. Cindy is seen nodding in agreement.

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Lick of Love Arc Edit

Lick of Love Edit

The story takes place in the grade ten year, the first school year after Camp GUA. Cindy is first seen sitting at a cafeteria table with Amy. She is shown to be confused when Amy asks her if she knows what to do in the event of a lockdown. When Amy says that the solution is a gangbang, Cindy is shown to be visibly worried, and protests that nobody has agreed to the idea. When Amy's gaze travels across the room to Jacob, Cindy asks her who she's looking at, and teases Amy when she finds out it's Jacob. When Amy argues that it's not like Cindy has never had a crush, Cindy lies, stating that she hasn't. Amy then proceeds to list off all of Cindy's past crushes, and at the mention of Jonathan, Cindy is visibly upset. She hurries away, bumping straight into the aforementioned Jonathan. Out of shock and embarrassment, she yells at him, then continues on. She stops, however, when she sees Hanne entering the cafeteria crying, and follows to see what is wrong.

Cindy pulls out vegetables from her bag and slides them over to Amy, pulling out a Coffee Crisp for herself. When Hanne explains that she's upset because she just failed a test, Cindy asks to see the grade. Despite this, it is mentioned that she does not care about Hanne's feelings, but rather just likes conflict. Hanne passes her the test, at which Cindy rolls her eyes and slamming it down on the table, angrily yelling at Hanne. Cindy storms out, allowing Amy to look at the test. It is revealed that the grade is a 91%.

Later, when Amy enters her Religion class, she spots Cindy talking to Jacob. Amy is worried, wondering what Cindy may be telling her crush.

When the class is placed into groups by Mr. Jurg, Cindy and Jon are partnered together, causing Cindy to panic at the idea of creating a skit on new life with her crush. She tensely sits down next to Jonathan, who tells her that he has big ideas for their skit. He then suggests that they mate for the class doggy style, or that she pretends to give birth to a cow. He then adds that whichever option she chooses, he would like to be God.

After Amy and Jacob present, Mr. Jurg announces it is time for Cindy and Jon to present. Jonathan then smacks his hands beside her ear and shoves her to the ground, chanting 'dom-in-ance'. Cindy feels both smitten and hollow inside, wondering if this is how new life really feels. When Mr. Jurg suggests Cindy make cow moans, she angrily gets to her feet, snapping that she is not doing that. She returns to her seat, with Jonathan following, where he happily states that they got an A+.

When a photo of Anne and Taylor is shown on the board, Cindy screams, covering her eyes. Mr. Jurg shoos her, along with the rest of the class, out into the hall and slams the door shut. Cindy suggests going and reporting Mr. Jurg to the principal, to which Amy, Jacob and Jonathan agree. The four head down to the office, where they are greeted by Vice Principal Berg. Cindy shivers in fear at the presence of Berg, likely because of their history.

She is seen exchanging a confused glance with Jonathan when Berg states that he needs his ants because he is horny. Cindy then vomits when Berg stands to reveal his naked lower half. When Berg threatens Jonathan, she gets up and stands in front of him defensively, demanding that Berg make them a deal. She suggests that in return for the four fetching his ants, he should listen to what they have to say about Jurg. Berg agrees. When the group gets into Berg's van to find Drew and Rach, Cindy states that they live in Utah.

Cindy asks where they will sleep, as they don't have any money. She then questions why they are even going all the way to Utah. When Jonathan makes a sexual remark about Cindy, she is shown to be uncomfortable, and asks that he doesn't talk about her that way. Jonathan pretends not to know what Cindy is talking about, to which she becomes annoyed and tells him to just forget it.

Later, when Cindy makes a joke, Jonathan tells her that she is funny and gives her the name Cindybug. Cindy asks what that means, then is later shown to be asleep. When Jacob asks where they are, Jonathan takes Cindy's phone from her hand and manages to unlock it, revealing that they are in Colombus, Ohio. When Jacob tells Jonathan to wake Cindy up, Jonathan screams the lyrics to Girls by the Beastie Boys in her ears. Cindy wakes up abruptly and begins to sob, begging Jonathan to stop.

When the group enters the hotel, named The Cannon, Cindy points out that it is named after the Columbus Blue Jackets, to which the receptionist agrees. When Jonathan requests a single room for the four of them, she doesn't say anything, but is clearly uncomfortable. Upon finding out that the room is a combination of a family and honeymoon suite, Cindy is said to be saddened. When Jacob crawls into the crib with no clothes on, she and Amy exchange a terrified look. Later, she is seen shaking in fear as Jonathan strips down. Despite this, both she and Amy get into the bed with him, although they make sure to stay as far away as possible.

The next morning, after eating breakfast at Your Mom's Dick™, Cindy suggests taking out the seats of the van when Jacob complains that it is too cramped. She quietly adds that she hopes she will fall and break her neck. The group all agree with her idea and remove all but the driver's seat.

When the group reaches Indiana, Cindy screams at Amy to stop the van and slams on the handbrake, which angers the latter. Amy scolds Cindy, stating that they could have crashed. Cindy simply shrugs her off and points out the window to a building reading 'Fortune Telling: Find Your Future'. Cindy leads Jacob and Jonathan into the building, while Amy follows reluctantly. When it comes to Cindy's turn to receive her fortune, Jonathan shoves her out of her chair so he can go first. Cindy says nothing about this. When her turn does come, the fortune teller praises her patience, and then reads to her what would later become the opening words to Le Secret de Cindy.

Cindy tries to figure out what the words mean, but can find no explanation, and becomes angry. She grabs Jacob and Jonathan and pulls them back to the van, where Amy is waiting. When she gets into the car, she angrily tells Amy to continue driving. Amy then tells her she told her so, which further angers Cindy. She snaps that now is not the time, causing Jonathan and Jacob to cover their ears. The two then sit in front of her, curious as to what the fortune teller told her that made her so angry. Cindy admits that she doesn't know, and apologizes for snapping.

After ten more hours, the group arrives in Kansas City, and stops at a Cracker Barrel Motel for the night. Much to Cindy and Amy's horror, Jonathan once again requests a single room. This time, it is not a honeymoon suite. Cindy sits down on the bed and watches as Jacob begins to eat cheese off the walls. She quickly follows Amy outside to sleep in the van. The next morning, she and Amy return to the room to find Jacob unconscious on the floor. Regardless, they go down to the buffet for breakfast. Jonathan and Amy both eat milk, vanilla pudding and mayonnaise. Cindy chooses not to eat after watching Jacob vomit six litres of cheese and bile. Suddenly, Cindy receives a call, and answers to find that it is Berg. She is horrified when he informs her that the food Amy and Jonathan were eating had been switched to Mr. Jurg's semen. She screams at him that he's a sicko and hangs up, visibly shaken. Cindy considers telling Jonathan and Amy, then decides that they deserve to know. The two immediately panic, and struggle to heave the vile stuff back up. Cindy orders them to pull it together and points out that Jacob may die. Taking charge, she picks Jacob up and carries him to the van. On the way, he pukes on her, much to her disgust. She exclaims that he needs medical attention, and is confused as to why nobody had realized. When the group reaches a hospital, Cindy carries Jacob to reception, and explains that he ate fifty pounds of drywall. When the receptionist states that he is going to die, Cindy is heavily angered and begins to scream at her.

When Amy decides that they need the help of Aref, Cindy groans and asks for her to stop talking about him. Amy ignores her and decides to call him anyway, causing Cindy to become angry. Shortly after, Cindy starts to cry when Aref winks at her. She and Jonathan watch in horror as Aref makes out with Jacob who is being held down by Amy. Cindy gently suggests that they should stop, as Jacob seems fine now. When Aref finishes, Cindy urges them to continue on and drags Amy back into the van. When Amy sits down on a dildo, Cindy loses her temper and snaps that she is done with the 'fucked up, perverted mission'. Jonathan agrees, but Cindy states that he's not allowed to agree, because he is just as weird after what he did in the honeymoon suite. Only then does she realize that Jonathan looks strange, and that his skin is oddly stretched. Jonathan then reveals that he is Merg in disguise, stating that he switched out Jonathan the morning before their religion presentations, and that the real Jonathan is simply in the trunk of the van. Cindy shudders at the thought that she had done her presentation with Merg, but quickly rushes to the trunk. She takes out a saxophone and pulls Jonathan out.

In the car, some time after Jonathan and Merg were discovered, Cindy reveals to Aref that Amy likes him. Amy is horrified by this, and angry at Cindy. The group then decides to stop at an iHOP. When a waitress tries to take Jonathan's order, Cindy orders her away, jealous of her. She then explains to Jonathan that they must retrieve Berg's ants, or else he won't listen to their complaints about Mr. Jurg.

When the group finishes their meals, Cindy stops Merg from entering the van, telling him that he's not welcome to come with them. When Merg resists, Cindy asserts that he won't be joining them. Merg then reveals a knife, thrusting it towards Cindy to kill her. She watches helplessly as Jacob jumps in front of her and is stabbed instead. He dies instantly, and Cindy quickly gets into the van, slamming the door shut. Cindy is angered when Amy announces that she officially has a crush on Aref.

When Jonathan suggests stopping at a motel, Cindy anxiously wonders if he will be better at getting rooms than Merg was. After Aref asks for two looks and casts a wink at Amy, Cindy and Jonathan exchange a concerned look.

When Aref comes to her and Jonathan's room, he finds Jonathan naked. Jonathan tells him that Cindy is in the shower, so they don't have to worry about clothes. Cindy, meanwhile, is getting ready in the bathroom. When she exits to find both Jonathan and Aref naked, she screams and hurries next door to Amy's room. When Amy mistakes her for Aref and denies her sex, Cindy groans and corrects her, saying she simply needs a place to sleep. The two then fall asleep, knowing the next day would be a rough day.

Later that night, when Jacob returns for revenge on Aref, Cindy comes with Amy and Jonathan to see what the commotion is. She is sitting on Jonathan's shoulders, and expresses surprise that Jacob is alive. When Jacob runs away, Jonathan accidentally drops Cindy onto him, which in turn crushes him. Cindy then returns to Amy's room. When Amy and Aref return to have sex, Cindy stops them and tells them to have a gangbang elsewhere. Her words summon Nick, who then partakes in a gangbang with Amy and Aref. Cindy quickly leaves and returns to the other room. She asks Jonathan if Jacob is okay, showing concern for her friend. The two then sit down next to Jacob and study his hair. Cindy explains that she thinks he uses Herbal Essences. Cindy then picks up Jacob and throws him into the bathtub.

When she and Jonathan realize that they can hear the moans from the room next door, they decide to put an end to it. She suggests throwing a firecracker into the room, and it is mentioned that this is what she does whenever Maria and Geoff perform sexual acts. When Amy, Aref and Nick exit the room, Cindy urges them to continue on, and leads everyone to the van.

When Nick hits on Cindy, she is shown to be confused and uncomfortable, and states that she wasn't part of the gangbang. When Amy points out that she would never sleep with a relative of Maria, Cindy corrects her and states that she would sleep with Geoff. Amy agrees with her, and concedes that he is a sex god. When Jonathan wonders how they are to get the ants and suggests ringing the doorbell and asking for them, Cindy sweetly tells him that he's an idiot.

The group then arrives at Drew and Rach's house, and changes into their spy uniforms, which are morph suits. Cindy's morph suit is hot pink. The four hurry into the house through the backdoor, and Cindy is surprised to find that Drew and Rach aren't home. Aref becomes angry at her, saying that if they are home they will hear her. The two stand face to face, staring angrily at each other. Jonathan comes to Cindy's defence, and the three then join Amy in the search for the ants. When the distant howling of a man is heard, Cindy lets out a gasp and realizes that Drew and Rach are in fact home. She quickly grabs Jonathan and pulls him into a cupboard to hide.

The man howling is revealed to be Drew. Drew stuffs a baby into the cupboard where, unbeknownst to him, Cindy and Jonathan are hiding. When Drew leaves with Amy and Aref, Cindy bursts from the cupboard and anxiously tells Jonathan that they need to save their friends. Jonathan agrees and points out the baby they now have. Cindy suggests naming it, and agrees to Jonathan's name of Galatno Flatnus. The two then hurry towards where they had seen Drew disappear.

Cindy and Jonathan are soon discovered by Drew, who vows he will catch them. Cindy screams at him to leave them alone as he chases them, but Drew counters that he must hump them. Cindy begs Jonathan to throw Galatno at him, and is shown to be annoyed when Jonathan argues that she is their daughter now. She reluctantly agrees, but points out that they need to throw Drew off their trail. She lets out a wail when Drew's frothing spit sprays her heels. Cindy quickly follows Jonathan into an office, where they find Berg's ants.

She and Jonathan show fear when they realize they are trapped, and she expresses confusion when Drew asks if they would like to be humped. When Amy and Aref save them, she quietly whispers that they must go, and is said to be scarred from what she has been through.

The van soon reaches the school, and the four hurry inside to Berg's office. When Berg tries to avoid conversation, Cindy snaps that they made a deal and need to talk. She, Jonathan and Berg enter his office, with Amy and Aref trailing behind. She is shown to be crying as Berg masterbates to his ants and Jacob has returned. When Berg admits that he thought Aref was Jacob, Cindy informs him that he is wrong, which leads Aref to introduce himself to Berg. She is shown to be excited when Berg decides to fire Mr. Jurg.

The next day, she and Amy return to religion class together. She waves warmly to Jonathan, Jacob and Aref, the latter having transferred to their school. Cindy then questions who their new supply teacher will be, and turns to the door when the ground starts to shake. The new teacher is revealed to be Ms. Bruce.

Penises for the Powerful Edit

Cindy is first seen when Ms. Bruce separates the class into two teams for soccer. She is on a team along with Jonathan and Jacob, against Amy and Aref. She is shown to be worried by Jacob's aggression towards Aref. She then scores a goal in the game. Aref is shocked that she had taken the ball from him, and runs to get it back from her, but is intercepted by Jacob. Cindy watches with her jaw dropped as Jacob attacks Aref. Before she has a chance to return her attention to the game, the ball is stolen from her by Oscar. She shrieks for Jonathan to stop Oscar from scoring, but watches in horror as he is plowed to the ground by Oscar. She screams angrily at Oscar and tackles him before he has a chance to shoot. She then punches him until he is bleeding, and skips away to continue the soccer game, much to the admiration of Jonathan.

Cindy is later seen to exchange a knowing glance with Amy in a mutual agreement that Jonathan and Aref are hot. She then shakes her head and wonders what's going on as Jacob has a tantrum on the ground. Cindy screams when Amy throws Jonathan out of the van, and it is mentioned that she has grown protective of him. She defends him by saying that he is now sixteen, and that he can drive too. When Jacob tries to get into the van as it drives, Cindy asks if they should let him in. When everyone says no, she grabs his hand and flips him onto the ground.

When Amy announces that they are going to IKEA, Cindy and Jonathan high five excitedly. The two of them had always wondered who could fit the most plastic balls down a person's throat, and IKEA has a ball pit. When they arrive at IKEA, Jonathan announces that he is hungry. Cindy hits him, and warns that he must stay focused, or they can't achieve their goal. The two then hurry to the ball pit.

Some time later, Cindy is mentioned to have pinned down a boy by the name of Gillies, and stuffed exactly ninety-six balls down his throat. She beats Jonathan's previous record of three. Cindy modestly tells him that it was easy, since Gillies' throat is lubricated. Jonathan tells Cindy that he finds her skills impressive, and Cindy thanks him. They then begin to break dance.

It turns out that the two were doing a handshake rather than dancing. Jacob suddenly appears, and compliments them on their handshake. Cindy thanks him, and tosses Gillies towards him. She then joins Jonathan to play with some five year olds in the ball pit. When Jacob is being chased by Amy, he hides beneath Cindy and Jonathan in the ball pit. When Jonathan is pinched by Jacob, she angrily pulls him out of the ball pit and throws him out the large IKEA window. This angers Amy, who claims it was her job to do that. When Aref decides that it is time to leave, both Cindy and Jonathan become upset, as it has only been twenty minutes. Unwilling to cooperate, Amy and Aref carry them back to the van. When Taylor and Kyle appear and try to force Amy and Jacob together, Cindy looks at her nails to prevent herself from laughing. After Kyle tries to ride Jonathan like a horse, Cindy rolls her eyes and thinks of how lame it is.

Berg then appears, causing Cindy to become uncomfortable. When Aref asks if they can trust him, she angrily tells him no. Cindy then turns to Berg and coldly asks what he wants, using his first name of Jakob. Berg plays innocent, causing Cindy and Amy to exchange a wary glance. When Berg, Jacob and Kyle engage in a threesome, Cindy smartly looks away before she sees anything. The group then decides to travel to Sweden.

At the airport, they come across Kyle and Jacob engaging in sexual conduct. Cindy cusses in disgust. When Amy tries to sell Kyle for money to buy tickets, Cindy weakly tries to support her. When Mr. Jurg offers to pay for their tickets if one of them performs fellatio on him. While the group panics, Cindy remains calm and agrees. Amy begs her not to, at which Cindy points out that she won't, but Kyle will. Cindy passes him over to Mr. Jurg, and demands the money. When Jurg accidentally hands her a dildo, Cindy shrieks and throws it across the airport. When he hands her a briefcase of three billion dollars, the other three rush to her side to see if it is true, which it is.

Once on board the plane, Cindy happily sits down in her seat. She screams as Aref picks her up and throws her out of the seat and into the wall of the plane. She shakily gets up and goes to sit beside Jonathan, who treats her broken arm by giving her his old cast. She sighs sadly as she notices that nobody had signed his cast.

In Sweden, the group decides to go to a restaurant. Cindy grabs a menu from the waitress and, in a terrible Swedish accent, demands meatballs. Once they are served their food, she and Amy begin to pray like they were taught at Camp GUA. When Jonathan bikes away from them, she runs after him and turns his bike into a tandem bike. She orders him to stop, which sends her flying onto her broken arm. She painfully pulls herself onto her feet and climbs aboard the bike. It is noted that she makes no effort to pedal, as she suffers from a broken arm and a concussion.

When the group reaches Jonathan's house, he throws Cindy into the backyard, likely to protect her from his mother. She crashes into the fence in his backyard and is knocked unconscious. When she comes to, she is lying in a hotel bed next to Jonathan, who is asleep. Cindy slowly gets out of bed so not to wake Jonathan, but he quickly pulls her into a tight hug. Cindy then wonders what happened the night before, and demands that Amy tell her.

She soon realizes that they have returned to Sweden, and firmly repeats that she deserves to know what had happened. When nobody answers, she asks if they want her to get angry. Jonathan refuses to tell her, and she flips him to the ground. When Amy finishes explaining the previous night's events, Cindy realizes that not only is she confused, but she is now scared as well.

Cindy and Amy leave the hotel, only to realize that it is Hump Day, a Swedish tradition in which all men and boys must hump any girl they see. Cindy quietly curses when she realizes that they forgot to bring their thrust bubbles, which act as protection. Cindy decides that the two must buy some as soon as possible. When Amy slams the hotel door and wakes up all the boys nearby, Cindy begins to yell at her, though she isn't angry, just disappointed. The two run through the town in a vain attempt to escape any attacks, but soon find themselves cornered. Cindy worriedly wonders if it is the end, when suddenly a chopping sound is heard from above. Cindy wails that it is probably more men, only to see that it is Taylor riding in a helicopter, driven by Oscar. Upon seeing him, Cindy and Amy both scream, but are reassured by Taylor that he is gay and won't hump them. Cindy and Amy jump anyways, and land in a lake. When she realizes that Taylor has died in the crash, Cindy becomes emotional and starts to cry, screaming at Amy and blaming her. Eventually Amy calms her and brings her to a store that sells thrust bubbles. After the cashier refuses to allow Amy to take the thrusts bubbles for three, Cindy threatens to let boys into the shop if she doesn't give them the bubbles. The two return to their hotel room to find Aref and Jonathan. They are surprised that the two boys aren't taking part in Hump Day, and shudder when Jonathan mentions that Berg invented the day. The four then return home in their thrust bubbles.

After returning home, Cindy curses in the realization that they forgot their luggage. When Amy hails a taxi, Cindy asks where they are going. Amy simply states home, and Cindy shrugs, hailing her own taxi to return home. The next day, when Cindy arrives at school, Jonathan tells her and the others that he has a hockey game. Cindy asks if she can play, and is shown to be disappointed when Jonathan tells her no. Upon arriving at his game, at the Canadian Tire Centre, she finds that the entire arena is sold out. She loudly cheers on Jonathan. Cindy lets out a fearful gasp when she notices Berg is on the team Jonathan is playing against. After having a minor argument with Amy about Berg, the two high five to show they still like each other. When they turn their attention back to the game, Jonathan is being attacked by Berg. Cindy bolts to her feet, grabs Amy, and rushes to the stairs. When Amy asks where they're going, Cindy simply tells her that she'll see. Moments later, they reach the dressing room and suit up in hockey gear. The two then debate how to get back at Berg. Cindy doesn't approve of Amy's idea of humping him, and suggests getting Taylor's dead body to rape him. The two continue their argument on the ice and begin to push each other, causing the other players to join in.

Jonathan's team wins the game, and once they reach the dressing room, he rips off his equipment to reveal ordinary clothing underneath. Cindy muses that it's sexy. When Aref joins them in the dressing room, they decide to take a picture with the trophy Jonathan's team won. When Ricky, the boy taking their photo, begins to panic, the group realizes that Berg was naked in their dressing room.

The next day, Cindy is seen wearing a gray t-shirt, leggings and her moccasins. She groans when she sees that Jonathan is wearing a gray t-shirt too. During O-Canada, Cindy and Amy stand respectfully still. She is then assigned by Ms. Bruce to work with Jonathan on a presentation of their choice. When Ms. Bruces asks if they are dating yet, she shakes her head.

While the rest of the class work on their projects, Cindy and Jonathan sit back to back. Cindy begs for him to answer her, but when she tries to turn around he forces her back to facing the other way. Aref comes over and asks her what's wrong, to which she states that Jonathan won't work, and threatened to destroy the class. She claims that she's doing a public service by listening to him. Aref asks her how it makes her feel, to which she quietly states that she feels alone. Suddenly Jonathan turns around and declares that he loves Cindy, causing her to smile.

Jonathan later runs out of the class, and Cindy reluctantly goes to get him. Instead, she runs into Geoff, who moans. Cindy stands frozen in shock, then quickly runs away, right past Jonathan.

When Berg confronts Jonathan, he states that he thought they'd settled things, and that Cindy was his now, which confuses Jonathan.

Geoff leaves after speaking to Amy, and Cindy warily peeks around the corner, asking if he's gone. Cindy then quickly herds Amy and Jonathan back into the class. Upon their arrival, Ms. Bruce announces that it is Cindy and Jonathan's turn to present. This horrifies the two, as they are not prepared, and Cindy quietly suggests they improvise. The two then scream the word 'Shalom' and begin their presentation. Cindy trips and falls to the ground, causing Ms. Bruce to gasp. Cindy then comes to the realization that Taylor is dead and she hasn't been home in days. She angrily declares that she is going home, and becomes enraged when Ms. Bruce stops her. She argues that she has been through more than Ms. Bruce knows, and explains all the events that have taken place. Ms. Bruce shakes her head and tells Cindy that her life has been a piece of cake, but that it's all going to change. Ms. Bruce then removes her costume to reveal that she is actually Eric, and tells Cindy that it's time for her to die.

Dick of Danger Edit

The book begins with Eric repeating his words from before, and he asks why Cindy isn't scared. Cindy shrugs and states that she's going home. She then leaves the class and walks past Amy. She tells Amy that she's going home, and reluctantly says yes when Amy asks if she'll see her tomorrow. It's noted that Cindy is tired of everyone thinking everything is normal. The next day, Cindy reluctantly goes to school only to see Jonathan. When she arrives at class, she asks Jonathan where Ms. Bruce is. When he asks who she means, Cindy angrily repeats Ms. Bruce's name, and it is said that she's reasonably angry. Jonathan points out that he doesn't think Ms. Bruce ever existed, and that it was always Eric dressed as her. Amy corrects him, stating that she has seen both Ms. Bruce and Eric in the same room. Soon Ms. Bruce arrives and greets the class by saying she hopes they treated their supply teacher well. Cindy angrily states that their supply teacher was a student dressed up as her.

Ms. Bruce announces that the class is going on a field trip to the museum, and Cindy sits at the back of the bus with Jonathan, across from Amy and Aref. She and Amy play the game concentration during the bus ride.

Upon arriving at the museum, Jonathan is kicked out of the dinosaur display for carrying drinks, so Cindy, Amy and Aref go on without him. The three later leave the exhibit and Jonathan catches up with them in the aquatics exhibit. Amy and Cindy see their friend Nicoletta by the turtles, and hurry over to see her. Suddenly Cindy sees Nicolette by the boat exhibit, and quickly alerts Amy. The two sprint away from the imposter Nicoletta. Unknown to the group, the imposter Nicoletta is actually Rach, who is after Jonathan and Cindy for stealing Isla Rose.

Jonathan and Cindy head over to study the toad exhibit, though not because they like toads. They struggle to block their virgin ears from the sounds of Amy and Aref having sex in the boat exhibit. When Amy and Aref finish, they emerge to find that Cindy and Jonathan have disappeared, and in their place lies a note from Rach. Cindy wakes up pressed against a glass floor, with Jonathan nearby. She tries to move, but hits her head on the glass. Looking down, she sees that she is 200-feet above the lobby, and realizes that she is in the jellyfish exhibit. She worriedly wonders how she will escape. Amy struggles to find Cindy and Jonathan, then spots them in the jellyfish exhibit. She watches in horror as Rach takes them from the exhibit and hurries away. Amy then vows to save her friends.

Amy and Aref escape their capture thanks to Claine, Cindy and Jonathan's son they created to bring their friends to them. Claire states that they did not conceive him, but rather draw him on paper. When Amy, Aref and Claine find a door, Amy swings it open and hears a scream. The scream belongs to Cindy, whose broken arm has just been hit with the door. When the lights go off and Sandstorm by Darude plays, along with laser beams and strobe lights, Cindy screams in fear and wonders what's going on. Cindy is also unknowingly wearing a shirt that reads Pink Peonies. Rach appears and demands that Amy and Aref fart in Cindy and Jonathan's mouths, at which nobody moves. Rach tells Cindy and Jonathan that she is going to punish Amy and Aref, and that Drew will punish them. Drew then enters the room and thrusts forward. Cindy looks away, sadness clouding her gaze. Drew leaves with Jonathan, leaving Cindy in the empty room. Suddenly, the floor turns to lava, apart from where Cindy is, and the walls begin to melt. Cindy dives towards the door before it melts, and squeezes through a small opening. She comes face to face with the rest of the group, as well as Drew and Rach humping each other. Cindy lets out a wail and tries to return to the lava, but the door has sealed. Aref begs for her to help them, but Drew stops her by picking her up. He is about to make her hump Aref when he is knocked to the ground. Cindy is thrown across the room but quickly gets to her feet to see Claine standing over Drew's now naked body. Cindy gasps her son's name and runs over to hug him. Cindy quietly tells him to go untie the others, and she gets up to finally fight Rach.

Rach cries as she scuttles down the hall in her six inch heels, with Cindy following powerfully behind in her white converse. Just as she is about to reach Rach, Rach turns around and shrieks Drew's name. Cindy freezes as she hears a thundering behind her, and turns to see a naked Drew running towards her. Cindy screams when Rach wraps her fingers around her throat, and realizes in horror that she is trapped. Rach then explains that Drew needs pleasure, but can she only have sex once a year. She then states that this is where Cindy comes in. Suddenly, Rach's grip loosens as she crumples to the ground. Oxygen deprived, Cindy turns around to see that Amy has stabbed Rach. Cindy exclaims that Amy has killed her and that she could go to jail. Amy agrees, but states that she saved Cindy's life. Cindy reluctantly agrees and turns to see that Drew has disappeared. Cindy looks up to see Drew hanging from the ceiling. Cindy screams as ants begin to rain down on her and Drew rips of a mask to reveal that he is in fact Berg. Berg scurries away, confusing Cindy and Amy. When a body falls from the ceiling, Cindy screams to get it off her. The body is revealed to belong to George Michael. Cindy nods respectively when she sees who it is. Cindy announces that the must mourn the hero, and cannot help it as tears stream down her face. Suddenly, without warning, the entire building of Sluts Huts crashes down on them.

Cindy briefly comes to and is greeted by a sharp, intense pain in her leg. She jolts sharply and hits her head on a piece of concrete, knocking herself out again.

When Aref returns with Berg, Cindy, along with Jonathan, is hoisted over Berg's shoulder and throws her into the back of a van driven by Rach. Amy awakens in the trunk of the van next to Jonathan, with Cindy lying unconscious between them. Amy smugly comments that she always knew Cindy was the weakest, which angers Jonathan and drives him to smack Amy's head against the wall and knock her out. She is then carried away with Jonathan by Berg.

Cindy awakens strapped to a ceiling next to Jonathan. When Berg calls Jonathan Jonesy, Cindy angry corrects him and calls him a monster. When Berg begins to masturbate, Cindy and Jonathan exchange a worried glance, unsure what to do. After Jonathan begins to scream, Cindy praises him and says that they should sing to drown out Berg's moans. They choose to sing Simple by iMovie, and unknowingly further pleasure Berg. The singing draws out Rach, Drew, Merg and Jurg. As the group go to leave, Rach makes eye contact with Cindy and angrily hisses her name. She demands for Cindy and Jonathan to give her back her daughter, and slams her hand on a red button which releases them from the ceiling. The two crash to the ground and stop singing. When Drew returns to warn that Amy, Jacob and Kyle are on their way, Cindy looks hopefully at Jonathan. Berg then rises and dresses, ordering Rach to punish Cindy and Jonathan. Cindy silently begs Amy to hurry.

Amy arrives at the house and bursts into the room containing Cindy, Jonathan and Rach. Jonathan and Cindy are tied to a pole, and Rach is dancing naked on the other. Cindy's eyes are squeezed shut to block out the sight of Rach's dancing. Rach turns to see Amy and demands that Cindy and Jonathan give back her daughter, referring to them as sluts. Amy corrects her, stating that they are both in fact virgins. Suddenly Rach grabs Cindy and Jonathan and sprints away, leading Amy to the roof of the house.

When Aref thrusts at Amy, Cindy questions him, seeming to have had enough of everything. In a fit of rage she pounces on Berg and begins to punch him, screaming at him and calling him a rapist. She only stops when she notices that he has a boner. Aref is shocked by her actions and chastises her for attacking Berg, whom he looks up to. He charges at Cindy and plans to knock her off the roof to her death. Cindy tenses in horror, when suddenly Jonathan jumps in front and takes the blow instead, tackling Aref. The two roll of the roof and Cindy lets out a scream, rushing to the edge. She states that they've vanished, her voice thick with emotion. When a hand appears over the edge of the roof, Cindy hopefully calls out Jonathan's name. Instead, Taylor appears, reincarnated by StarClan. Cindy asks her if she's seen Jonathan, which Taylor denies. Taylor uses an alphorn to blow Berg and his minions away, and the book ends by saying that it is time to start at the beginning, with Cindy's secret.

Le Secret de Cindy arc Edit

Le Secret de Cindy Edit

The book begins on the first day of grade eleven by repeating the fortune teller's words. Cindy then struts into the school and greets Amy and Hanne. Cindy gives each girl a hearty punch and greets them. Hanne then tells Cindy that she saw Eric, and Amy adds that she heard he's in Cindy's homeroom. Cindy becomes angered and asks why they're telling her this, stating that she doesn't like them. When Hanne argues that they thought she did, Cindy snaps not to. Deciding to put the rumours to rest, Cindy goes to find Eric, and spots him speaking to Jacob and Jason. She gently suggests that they talk, and asks him to follow her to Mr. Robin's class. Seeing him crying inside his class startles Cindy, and she spins around with a look of fear in her eyes. Eric angrily asks her what she wants, to which she replies that she must get back to Amy and Hanne. When Eric asks her what's wrong, she bitterly asks why he's even there. It is presumed that she has become upset over Jonathan's death, as she often does. He reminds her that she told him to come, and she nods, stating that they need to talk. She then coldly states that she hates him. Eric nods and says he loves her too, which causes her to punch him in the nose. She drags him back into Mr. Robin's class and sits down at her desk. Amy and Hanne walk in. When Eric's nose begins to bleed, Cindy begins to stutter an apology, with the help of Amy. Hanne encourages her to say sorry, which she slowly does. When Eric is surprised that she is, she quickly takes back her apology.

Later Cindy is seen arguing with Eric, when Dominic and Sacha arrive to duel for her heart. They greet her politely, and she is unaware of why they are going to duel. Cindy sits on her desk and watches eagerly as the two square off. Suddenly Anne arrives with One Direction, and Cindy is amazed to see Harry Styles. He greets her and states that he loves her, offering to bring her and her friends on tour with his band. Cindy eagerly agrees, and orders for the group to move out. In no time, she, Amy, Hanne, Anne, Russel, Eric, Jacob and One Direction are in the band's tour bus. Eric invites her to watch him to skateboard tricks, which she does reluctantly. Eventually she grows bored and knocks him off his skateboard, then learns she can play the guitar. When it comes time for One Direction to perform, Harry gathers everyone around him. He flips his hair, which Cindy mutters is hot. Harry then orders Cindy, Anne, Amy and Hanne to go onstage to perform. Cindy and the others high five before running onstage. They perform songs and successfully excite the crowd.

Anne then spots someone in the crowd and gets Cindy and Amy's attention. She points out Rach,

Trivia Edit

  • Her true love is Jonathan, not Nick.
  • When asked about her relationship towards Berg, the HMB writers said it is very tense, and in no way romantic.
  • She never liked Eric.
  • It is unknown whether Cindy will end up as a Head Counsellor.
    • However, her offer to be Camp SHHS's Head Counsellor no longer stands.
  • She does not have feelings for Nick or Eric.
  • She doesn't hold any grudge against Amy for her odds of being Head Counsellor.
  • It is true that she is now completely loyal to Camp GUA.

Quotes Edit

Cindy: "Alright, Berg. Let’s make a deal."
Berg: "A deal?"
Cindy: "Yes. A deal. We get you your ants back, and you listen to what we have to say. Hm?"
Berg: "Yes. Very well. But, I must warn you, not just any ants will do. They have to be my ants."
—Berg making a deal with Cindy Lick of Love, page 31
Fortune Teller: "Now Cindy, so very patient. I see a lot for you… I see these words: ‘Cindy Petalleaf STD Cedric Loserjerk Ystava was just one ordinary girl… or so we thought. She had a secret… a deep, dark secret. But everyone knew what it was. She loved Eric, though she would never admit it.’ Very curious. And also, I feel as though 33 is an unlucky number. Goodbye!"
Cindy: "Let’s go. That place sucks."
—The Fortune Teller giving Cindy her future Lick of Love, page 145
Berg: "I had one of my men fix you breakfast at your cheese place. What Jonathan and Amy tasted was Mr. Jürg’s cum. Also, the cheese that Jacob was eating all last night was drywall, so he’ll probably be dead soon. XD LOL! Good luck on the rest of your journey. Love, Berg."
Cindy: "You're a fucking sicko!"
—Berg calling Cindy after their stay at the Cheese Hotel Lick of Love, page 163
Cindy: "Hello! My… uh, friend, ate about fifty pounds of drywall without us knowing."
Receptionist: "Alright, he’s probably gonna die."
Cindy: "Not on my watch! Not on my watch!"
—Cindy to the hospital receptionist Lick of Love, page 170
Waitress: "Can I get you anything else?"
Cindy: "Back the fuck off, bitch, he’s mine."
—Cindy to the waitress when she takes Jonathan's order Lick of Love, page 185
Aref: "Hey guys! What's up? Hey, hey, are you okay? I’m a trained rescuer and I’m going to help you! What the hell is wrong with him?"
Cindy: "First he told me that he was constipated and couldn't work. Then he told me if I looked at him he would shit on Ms. Bruce’s desk. I am just performing a public service, really."
Aref: "And how does that make you feel?"
Cindy: "Kind of alone, you know?"
Aref: "No. I have never been alone before. I am very popular."
—Cindy and Aref speaking Penises for the Powerful, page 91
Jonathan: "I’m in the mood for the real stuff, and the real stuff is you, Cindy. I am not poop constipated, I am love constipated. I have held my love in for you for too long, and now I have love diarrhea."
Cindy: "Love diarrhea? Thank you! Is that why it smells like poop in here?"
Jonathan: "No, that’s Maria."
—Jonathan declaring his love to Cindy Penises for the Powerful, page 92
Cindy: "You know, I think I am going to go home."
Ms. Bruce: "No Cindy, it’s only first period. You can't go home until after fourth."
Cindy: "With all due respect Miss, I've been through a lot."
Ms. Bruce: "You're a student. Nothing is difficult until you become an adult like me. See what I mean? I have to clean that up because I am the adult."
Cindy: "Miss, in these past few weeks I have dealt with more than you'll ever deal with."
Ms. Bruce: "Oh, really? Now tell me, Cindy, how has your life been hard?"
Cindy: "I had a teacher that masturbated in front of us thousands times, a principal who wouldn't consider firing that teacher until we got his masturbation ants, and even then he didn't fire him, he just sent him to a training camp. And on that trip for the ants the principal’s brother hid John in a saxophone and pretended to be him. Then, we went to Sweden and Amy and I got humped. Jacob is dead or maybe being fucked by Kyle, I don't really know. We also watched one of our friends get turned into a drone. I don't know miss, that sounds pretty awful to me."
—Cindy confronting Ms. Bruce Penises for the Powerful, page 147

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